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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I committed genocide, sorry about that [livejournal.com profile] tanuki_dono (-5000 points). In July I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] rheasilvia (10 points). Last Saturday I set [livejournal.com profile] solo____'s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I gave [livejournal.com profile] clampwatch a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5761 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking
!

Sincerely,
akk_

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Actually... I prefer doing the sp... *g*

Date: 2006-11-08 23:18 (UTC)From: [identity profile] rheasilvia.livejournal.com
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Ooh, you bought porn for me - in July? Why, thank you! You shouldn't have.

Roght. Now, where's my porn?

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