Dear Santa...

[akk]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I committed genocide, sorry about that tanuki_dono (-5000 points). In July I bought porn for rheasilvia (10 points). Last Saturday I set solo____'s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I gave clampwatch a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5761 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking ! Sincerely, akk_

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[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you bought porn for me - in July? Why, thank you! You shouldn't have.

Roght. Now, where's my porn?

[akk]

Probably in the mail in Asscrackistan. If you recall, I've been rather busy there lately. ;)