zombie meme

[akk]

It's solo's fault!

Go look at your blog/journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?

Depends.
If referring to a possible fandom within a longer, non-fandom-oriented post counts, then it would be Ryoma Sakamoto from Ryomaden, swift-minded, innovative, and very good with swords.
If referring to the first post dedicated to fandom, it would be Seishiro (and Subaru to keep him in check), so *shrug* and...
given that whoever it is, would be teamed up with me:

It's a scientific fact that a killer fungus turns Amazon rainforest ants into zombies (Warning: graphic pictures!). Therefore, zombiism = fungal infection.
Hence, I'd get a family pack of industrial grade fungicide, a spray cannon, a very good breathing filter for chemicals (recommended anyway in case of zombies, because of their *stink*!), ignore environmental protection laws on a widescale basis for at least 30 mins, then cover the de-zombified remains with a fungicidal strain of bacillus subtilis and return to my current projects. *vbeg*

Comments

[lunewcity.livejournal.com]

"it would be Seishiro (and Subaru to keep him in check), so *shrug* and..."
I wonder who of the two would be oficially in charge of zombies. I guess that Sakura wouldn't be thrilled of such a diet... :)

[akk]

I think Subaru. Zombies are restless souls - mindless spirits in rotting flesh - and putting restless spirits to rest is kind of Subaru's job description. But Sei will be useful to make sure, Subaru doesn't get bitten in the meantime. Of course, the two of them would have been awfully fast - to get their thing done before the fungicide takes action. ;)

[lunewcity.livejournal.com]

That's a large scale exorcism. Poor Subaru. Would be much easier for them to wait until you finish off the bodies before taking care of the souls. ;)

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Frankly, out of all the people I know through fandom, you're in my top 3 people I'd like at my back in case of a zombie apocalypse anyway. Adding in Seishiro and Subaru only adds to the lethality. ;)

[akk]

I admit that it wouldn't be pretty...
...for the zombies. ;)