Dirty Santa

Usually, I write a not necessarily merry Christmas story around this time of the year. This year, I kind of doubt that I'll have the time, but luckily Real Life[tm] came to the rescue...

1. Microsoft's sex-obsessed Robo-Santa [the Register 2007-12-03]

2. Microsoft kills Santa Claus [the Register 2007-12-04]

3. Microsoft accuses kids of bullying Santa into oralsex chat [the Register 2007-12-06]

Now I just need to mobilize the ninja elves and drug that reindeer...