DSL = Don't Seek Line (2)

the continuation of the "I want DSL from TO on my phone line"-daily soap.

You may recall that TOSH #3 (who happens to be also TOSH #5) promised to get the whole stuff to their big boss on August 24 and get the thing running...

August 29
I get a call from a TOS (TOS as in T-Online Superior instead of T-Online Service) assuring me that the order of my DSL bundle (DSL2000, flatrate, router+modem) is being carried out and that they are exceedingly sorry for all the ... (They should be. it was their email that started it all!)
TOS then proceeded to ask me if I got my parcel already. (Of course, I had not. Judged by the speed in which they deliver a cancelled order, it'll take a week at least. Of course, uncancelled orders may be faster - or slower, who knows?)
TOS repeated two times that the bundle was on its way to me. Ah ha.
Now I'm kind of waiting for the email to tell me that DSL can't be put on my phone line because there is DSL on my phone line...

Stay tuned!

Scorpio!?!

You are a Scorpio, born in the midst of fall. Your sign is the sign of transformation. You think very deeply, and people usualy don't know the real "you". You are determined, protective, focused, brilliant, self-sufficient, magnetic, brave, unbreakable, open-minded, loyal, strong, and sensitive!! Unlike other signs you have three, yes three, symbols; 1) an eagle, which soars high, is proud, and very protective. 2) a magical phoenix, with the ability of rebirth (through the greatest challenges of life). 3) and finally a scorpion, whose fierce loyalty makes a great friend and seeks revenge when betrayed!! The scorpion also symbolizes self-defense and self-protection!

-your lucky colors are crimson(the color of passion) and black(the color of power)

-your metal is plutonium(<-----ah its radioactive!!)

-your precious stone is topaz

-your day of the week is tuesday

-your element is water

-the part of the body that you rule is your reproductive organs *giggle*

-and your best love matches are a virgo, cancer, pisces, or a taurus


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Actually, I was born in January... but aside from that - I can't really say that it doesn't fit...