Quiz: my impending suspension

[akk]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	38
Your crime	Mixing up "its" and "it's".
Who reported you	rurounitriv
Your fate	You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand. Two months later, the entire population is killed in the TezuRyo - TezuFuji ship wars.

Okay, personally I thought it would be the commas which get me into trouble - and I certainly would prefer an arctic island but aside from that... *g*

Comments

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I'm not that much of a grammar freak. I've been framed! (Besides, you're better at figuring out its and it's than 90% of the native English speakers I know. XD)

[akk]

:P then why did you report me?! ;)

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

I told you, I was framed! It was probably some sockpuppet claiming to be me. They wanted you to send Poss to assassinate me...

[akk]

actually, Poss is busy hunting commas....

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Whew... that's one thing I don't have to worry about then. Now, I just need to go find that sockpuppet... *picks up her bow and goes a'hunting*

[akk]

Unfortunately, there is this slightly above average measured, golden coated, green-eyed ex Galaxy Ranger cat, who'd like to have a word with you about that.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

*does a quick disappearing act*

[akk]

*zoooom*